Songbook

He's the Meanest

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.

Brother Hasher

Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Here's to brother hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.

Meet the Hashers

Melody - Flintstones Theme

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They're the biggest drunks in history,
From the Oslo city,
They're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down,
Down down, down down down down,
Down down down down down down down down down.

Thank God She Finally Shut Up

Melody - Looney Tunes Theme

Thank God she finally shut up,
She's always fuckin' bitchin',
Now drink your beer, get out of here,
Get back into the kitchen!

Jingle Balls

Tune: Jingle Bells

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to run around naked in this way,
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to run round naked Christmas day.

Dashing round the block, not wearing any dacks,
One hand on your cock, to give your balls more slack,
Bouncing up and down as we run to and fro,
We'll jingle with our genitals wherever we may go.

(Repeat first verse running in place with hands on dicks)

Hash Prayer

Reapeat after the RA

Coppus no catch us,
Farmer no shoot us,
Doggus no bite us,
Heatus no stroke us,
Frostus no freezus
Tickus no suck us
Rapist no fuck us
beerus to drinkus,
Coitus non interruptus.

Amen

Yogi bear

In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi.
In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the woods there lives a bear:
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo.
Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend:
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Lucky, lucky.
Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Yogi's a lucky bear.
Boo Boo's only three feet tall:
Yogi's a lucky bear.

Boo Boo doesn't have no teeth:
Gummy, Gummy.
Boo Boo doesn't have no teeth:
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Gummi, Gummi Bear.
Boo Boo doesn't have no teeth:
Gummi, Gummi Bear.

Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy.
Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi has a girlfriend:
Cindy, Cindy Bear.

Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar.
Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar Bear.
Polar, Polar Bear.
Polar, Polar Bear.
Cindy is a frigid bitch:
Polar, Polar Bear.

Cindy doesn't shave her snatch:
Grizzly, Grizzly Bear
...

Yogi's got a twelve-inch dick:
Bla-ack, Bla-ack Bear.
...

Boo Boo says he's got one too:
Liar, Liar Bear.
...

Cindy likes it upside down:
Koala, Koala Bear.
...

Cindy li-ikes lingerie:
Teddy, Teddy Bear.
...

Cindy likes menage a trois:
Lucky, Lucky.
Cindy likes menage a trois:
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!
Cindy likes menage a trois:
Boo Boo's a lucky bear!

Cindy's got a girlfriend, too:
Klon-dike, Klon-dike Bear.
...

Klondike likes to take pictures:
Kodiak, Kodiak Bear.
...

Yogi's dick is long and green:
Cucum-, cucum-bear.
...

Cindy's got a cheesy snatch:
Camem-, Camem-bear.
...

Yogi's black and Cindy's white:
Panda, Panda Bear.
...

Yogi has an enemy:
Ranger, Ranger Smith.
...

Ranger likes the animals:
Ranger, Ranger Smith.
Ranger likes the animals:
Beastial, beastial.
Ranger likes the animals:
Beastiality.
Beastiality.
Beastiality.
Ranger likes the animals:
Beastiality.